So this happened

What a joke. That means mine is worth $10 mil.

If this goes I'll put a van on a lot and list it for 250k.

If this goes I'll put a van on a lot and list it for 250k.

Russian oligarchs buying more stuff.

If this goes I'll put a van on a lot and list it for 250k.

You could probably find a decent lot in Freeport for 250k.

You could probably find a decent lot in Freeport for 250k.

Gotta be south of the bay for crazy pricing.

Once it hits CNN and national coverage, it will sell itself just for the novelty of it. Can you imagine the bragging rights to say, "Oh Percy, that is nothing. I bought a 196 square foot house for over a million dollars. It may not be large enough for poodle Fifi, but that's how filthy rich I am..." ( I wish I was joking.)

I bet the Trump banner Ahole guy needs a place for his bumper sticker.

I bet the Trump banner Ahole guy needs a place for his bumper sticker.

I know a place he can stuff his bumper sticker...

Once it hits CNN and national coverage, it will sell itself just for the novelty of it. Can you imagine the bragging rights to say, "Oh Percy, that is nothing. I bought a 196 square foot house for over a million dollars. It may not be large enough for poodle Fifi, but that's how filthy rich I am..." ( I wish I was joking.)

The value is in the land which is a quarter of an acre located in a prime commercial area two blocks from the Gulf of Mexico… The house is a knockdown

The value is in the land which is a quarter of an acre located in a prime commercial area two blocks from the Gulf of Mexico… The house is a knockdown

If you are looking for realism, I doubt it is a quarter acre, and with the right of way of 395, and the set backs on a triangular lot, factored in with the lake ordinance requirements, and , of course, parking requirements....is it really worth a million dollars? Of course, we may being approaching a bubble, but it is always a great time to buy... hahaha. ( Oh wow, that was just too snarky.)

The value is in the land which is a quarter of an acre located in a prime commercial area two blocks from the Gulf of Mexico… The house is a knockdown

You do realize that house is that size due to the irregularities of the lot? It actually took variances to get to what it is, mostly because it was less than the minimum you can build, but also hampered by setbacks.

The value is in the land which is a quarter of an acre located in a prime commercial area two blocks from the Gulf of Mexico… The house is a knockdown

Yea, you can knock it down and build a smaller one.

Found one one in NoWal that may be harder to sell.

Who doesn't use vinyl siding as a shower insert?

Who doesn't use vinyl siding as a shower insert?

Never needs cleaning.

Never needs cleaning.

I have to pressure wash mine every other year, where do you obtain this magical vinyl siding?

I have to pressure wash mine every other year, where do you obtain this magical vinyl siding?

Urine keeps the mold down.

3434 E County Highway 30a, Santa Rosa Beach, FL 32459 | Zillow

3434 E County Highway 30a, Santa Rosa Beach FL, is a Single Family home that contains 4530 sq ft and was built in 2020.It contains 5 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms.This home last sold for $2,450,000 in September 2023. The Rent Zestimate for this Single Family is $6,538/mo, which has increased by...

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Death trap.

3434 E County Highway 30a, Santa Rosa Beach, FL 32459 | Zillow

3434 E County Highway 30a, Santa Rosa Beach FL, is a Single Family home that contains 4530 sq ft and was built in 2020.It contains 5 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms.This home last sold for $2,450,000 in September 2023. The Rent Zestimate for this Single Family is $6,538/mo, which has increased by...

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That's a bit pricey for a house you'd need a hefty budget to renovate.

Or knock down and rebuild into a proper home by a competent builder.

Price should be - Lot price: $1.5 mil + Demolition: $50,000

Sounds about right. He has now astro turfed the driveway. He took out a $2mm loan, from a south Florida lender that obviously did not know his reputation, of course defaulted and the loan is now in foreclosure with a Summary Judgment date of June 6. He also conned a woman dentist from Wisconsin to give him over $100,000 secured by his lien rights on the property. It’s all in the Walton County court files.

Sounds about right. He has now astro turfed the driveway. He took out a $2mm loan, from a south Florida lender that obviously did not know his reputation, of course defaulted and the loan is now in foreclosure with a Summary Judgment date of June 6. He also conned a woman dentist from Wisconsin to give him over $100,000 secured by his lien rights on the property. It’s all in the Walton County court files.

I was admiring the astroturf driveway yesterday. Just when you thought it could not get any weirder.