Top Ten Reasons You Need Pet Butler

Beach Comber

Feb 21, '06 · 2:57 PM9,164

1. Pet Butler is incredibly affordable. ?It?s a dirty job, but Pet Butler?s gonna doo it! We also pickup small trash and can treat your lawn for Mosquitoes, Ticks and fleas as well as repair yellow spots caused by your pet. Dirty deeds done dirty cheap!
2. The average dog defecates 2 to 3 times each day and produces 10 ounces of waste every time it defecates. That?s a lot of doo!
3. Cleaning up after your pet is disgusting. It?s a dirty job, Pet Butler?s gonna doo it! We are not too cool to get the ?stool?.
4. You are ?too pooped to scoop? and have better things to do with your time. Your dog?s business is our business!
5. Your children deserve a clean Poop-free yard. Pet Butler picks up where your dog left off?
6. Your pet is part of the family and deserves a healthy environment to live and play. We will undo your doggie doo.
7. You are tired of ?stepping out and stepping in it.? Reclaim your yard!
8. 2 to 3 days of dog droppings from 100 dogs contributes enough bacteria and nutrients to temporarily close recreation areas to swimming and shell fishing (US EPA, 1993). Every dog has its Doo.
9. It?s not just the law, it?s your doody. Dog waste is 3rd or 4th on the list of bacteria contributors to polluted waters but is the most easily controlled by proper disposal.
10. We are #1 when it comes to ?#2. We know what we are doing. We service over 50,000 clients each week nationwide and offer a double-your-poop-back guarantee!

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picky

Feb 22, '06 · 1:27 PM#27

So if I pick up the poo in my yard and place it in the garbage, it goes to the landfill and leaches into the ground water eventually, how is the end result different from my dogs pooping in the bushes in my yard when I, and my neighbors are on the County water system?

Just Curious.

Doesn't garbage get burnt? Our city has incinerators, but not so in Walton County? :idontno:

SoWal Expert

Feb 22, '06 · 1:32 PM#28

Doesn't garbage get burnt? Our city has incinerators, but not so in Walton County?

Not in Walton Co. Before going into the landfill (located next to the jail), the prisoners (I am not kidding) sort through the garbage supposedly pulling out the clean recycables which go through the recycling process (supposedly). Can you imagine having to open up garbage bags filled with dirty diapers and dog poo? :puke:

That should be enough punishment to keep people from going to jail.

Beach Fanatic

Feb 22, '06 · 5:50 PM#29

So Martians come to earth and see SJ walking behind his dog, picking up its poop. Who are they gonna think is in charge?

paraphrased from J. Seinfeld.

SoWal Expert

Feb 22, '06 · 10:07 PM#30

So Martians come to earth and see SJ walking behind his dog, picking up its poop. Who are they gonna think is in charge?

paraphrased from J. Seinfeld.

If Martians come to earth and see this, maybe they will take my dogs instead of me. :funn:

FYI - When I take my dogs out of the boundries of my yard, I also scoop their poop, trying to set a good example. ;-)

bean

Feb 22, '06 · 10:29 PM#31

So Martians come to earth and see SJ walking behind his dog, picking up its poop. Who are they gonna think is in charge?

paraphrased from J. Seinfeld.

Pet Butler (franchise) has been around up here for several years. I see the van in my neighborhood occasionally. Maybe I would use them if I had a big dog. Picking up big poop just grosses me out. Toy poodle poop..not so bad.

SoWal Insider

Feb 22, '06 · 10:47 PM#32

This is verbatim from The Orlando Sentinel Sunday, 19 Feb...."If Memory serves him right, he had best forget it." When you live in a small town like Winter Park, there's little chance of escaping your past, or, turns out, your lawyer. In a fit of temper in 1999, David Strong, now a candidate for mayor smeared dog doo doo on a neighbor's shirt and neck. A police report identified the offending stains as " a green-brown substance" with the "odor of excrement". Strong said last week that he "dealt with it inappropriately " and regretted the incident. It was the culmination of a neighborhood fued about whose dogs were doing what in whose yard. Strong was arrested on a misdemeanor battery charge, but completed anger-management class and community service through a pre-trial diversion program, and the charge was dropped. Six months later, a petition to seal the case was filed, but after 2 months, it was withdrawn. The lawyer handling the petition was Kenneth "Kip" Marchman, current mayor and Strong's opponent in the March 14 election............Jay Leno, David Letterman, have at it.

Beach ComberAuthor

Feb 23, '06 · 7:02 AM#33

Landfills are designed to prevent waste from leaking into our water table.

Beach Fanatic

Mar 2, '06 · 11:04 AM#34

Actually, I have 2 dogs and Pet Butler is awesome. I am now a client of the service it is affordable and it is nice to not have poop all in my yard. It is a wonderful idea. I think with all the people who have dogs around here it is a smart idea. When they were at our house numerous people asked how they could get the service. Keep up the good work Pet Butler.

Beach Fanatic

Mar 2, '06 · 11:14 AM#35

Well, If you are considering using them go for it. They just started for me about a week ago and the service is wonderful. They pick up and spray so it kills any bacteria and spray so it takes away any smell. Everything they use is safe if your dogs get near it. They also bring treats for your dogs. I think our dogs enjoyed the visit most.

Babyblue

directionally challenged

Mar 2, '06 · 9:08 PM#36

Did I miss something or has nobody said that Pet Butler has a really crappy job :floor:

Yes, our bags are in a little container attached to our leash and she's dressed better than me so i guess there's no question about who's in charge.

Got to be the most disgusting thread on the board but hilarious! :funn:

Meow

Mar 3, '06 · 4:31 AM#37

Did I miss something or has nobody said that Pet Butler has a really crappy job

Yes, our bags are in a little container attached to our leash and she's dressed better than me so i guess there's no question about who's in charge.

Got to be the most disgusting thread on the board but hilarious! :funn:

You haven't been to the "End a Date in Four Words" thread, have you?

I love the little bags...so colorful and efficient!!!

directionally challenged

Mar 3, '06 · 8:19 AM#38

You haven't been to the "End a Date in Four Words" thread, have you?

I love the little bags...so colorful and efficient!!!

So little time, so much important information :lol:

SoWal Insider

Mar 6, '06 · 7:33 PM#39

http://www.local6.com/news/7754689/detail.html

directionally challenged

Mar 7, '06 · 7:09 AM#40

You haven't been to the "End a Date in Four Words" thread, have you?

I love the little bags...so colorful and efficient!!!

Sunshine's bags are bright blue in a leaopard container that hangs on her leash. I'm sure your discriminating sense of fashion would aprove, Miss Kitty.

Meow

Mar 7, '06 · 7:24 AM#41

Sunshine's bags are bright blue in a leaopard container that hangs on her leash. I'm sure your discriminating sense of fashion would aprove, Miss Kitty.

:clap_1: Purrrrrr...SoChic!!!

SoWal Insider

Mar 7, '06 · 8:23 AM#42

Sunshine's bags are bright blue in a leaopard container that hangs on her leash. I'm sure your discriminating sense of fashion would aprove, Miss Kitty.

I'll know how to spot you while I am out with my 2 bohemians! We try to be chic but I finally had to give in to the Target bags. Maybe when my 2 will grow into chic! :clap_1:

directionally challenged

Mar 8, '06 · 8:40 PM#43

I'll know how to spot you while I am out with my 2 bohemians! We try to be chic but I finally had to give in to the Target bags. Maybe when my 2 will grow into chic! :clap_1:

She dresses better than I do. I kid you not. :rolling:

We just got her first bathing suit for walks on the beach. She's hairless and needs to be covered. Someone in seacrest stopped me and said that Sunshine is getting famous over there. :floor:

Quite the fashion maven right down to her pink toenails. I think I have empty nest syndrome. :bang:

Beach Fanatic

Mar 8, '06 · 9:13 PM#44

Re: HOA'S Top Ten Reasons You Need Pet Butler

:floor:

My face hurts!!!!!!!!

My dogs like the toilet water so if I filled the toilets with margeritas, I think we would have a problem!

margarita brocolia

Mar 8, '06 · 11:27 PM#45

She dresses better than I do. I kid you not. We just got her first bathing suit for walks on the beach. She's hairless and needs to be covered. .............

;-)

directionally challenged

Mar 9, '06 · 1:19 AM#46

;-)

OMG.
who's their designer? :clap_1:

BTW,

As one who's big on scooping, I've been trying to get Seacrest Beach 2 to put some sort of receptacles every few blocks to encourage owners to clean up . Even if they are little bags or something. Have gotten shot down so if you live in Seacrest Beach 2 and support some sort of receptacle to put your baggies in while out on walks, email Connie our association manager at seacrestmanager@earthlink.net Thanks

SoWal Insider

Mar 9, '06 · 11:43 AM#47

She dresses better than I do. I kid you not. We just got her first bathing suit for walks on the beach. She's hairless and needs to be covered. Someone in seacrest stopped me and said that Sunshine is getting famous over there. Quite the fashion maven right down to her pink toenails. I think I have empty nest syndrome.

I'll be down this weekend for a couple of weeks. I am going to have my eyes peeled for the fashion diva "Sunshine'. :clap_1:

SoWal Insider

Mar 9, '06 · 11:44 AM#48

OMG.
who's their designer? :clap_1:

BTW,

As one who's big on scooping, I've been trying to get Seacrest Beach 2 to put some sort of receptacles every few blocks to encourage owners to clean up . Even if they are little bags or something. Have gotten shot down so if you live in Seacrest Beach 2 and support some sort of receptacle to put your baggies in while out on walks, email Connie our association manager at seacrestmanager@earthlink.net Thanks

Gladly! I hate carrying those things around until I get back home. With 2 of them, those "deposits" add up! :funn:

directionally challenged

Mar 9, '06 · 10:33 PM#49

Gladly! I hate carrying those things around until I get back home. With 2 of them, those "deposits" add up! :funn:

Wll thankfully Sunshines tiny little deposits haven't increased my net holdings that much! :floor:

Hoping to be back in town with the little deb next week so see you then. Maybe it'll be warm enough for her to sport her new bathing suit. Hope to see you. She's the one with the bad dressed owner :funn:

SoWal Expert

Mar 9, '06 · 11:02 PM#50

Wll thankfully Sunshines tiny little deposits haven't increased my net holdings that much! Hoping to be back in town with the little deb next week so see you then. Maybe it'll be warm enough for her to sport her new bathing suit. Hope to see you. She's the one with the bad dressed owner :funn:

Sunshine, you didn't tell us that you made tiny little deposits. :idontno: